You try and take my man bitch?!?!?!

Based on a chilling true story.....of murder...deception...and the ever changing role of the "babydaddy."

I recently caught up with the girl from my very hometown who viciously murdered the mother of a girl who her man was seeing. Luckily, I was able to sneak in an interview segment which provides major insight into the motivation and coldness of this young woman. She will be indiscreetly referred to as "J."

Fag: I actually remember you from years ago. Your sister went to school with my sister...this makes me connected to fame and notoriety...you have no idea how honoured I am to be in your presence.

J: *sobbing uncontrollably* I'm going to be sentenced to life behind bars, if not death, and all you can think about is the potential celebrity you may realize as a result of this?

Fag: Absolutely! It's not everyday that somebody can say, "I am very closely connected to a calculating murderess." In order for me to claim my shame, I'll need to know your reasoning behind this.

J: yO, this bitch was seeing my man....he my babydaddy, and this ho-bag is trying to steal him from me....muthafucka needs to reconize that I ain't takin no shit!

Fag: So you killed her mother? How does that get her away from your man? And since you'll be in jail forever, it's not like he's gonna be with you anymore.

J: Fuck that shit, I was sending that hoochee a message..."Fuck with me, yO mama gets beat down." I firmly believe that message was sent loud and clear. And let me find out my babydaddy is sleeping with that slut, I gots my wayz of knockin em both out. And lemme tell you something, my man is gonna stand by me.

Fag: What's your baby going to think, with you in a rubber room for an unspecified amount of itme?

J: I provide for my child the way I know how. When my baby grows up, my sacrifice will teach her that if someone is fucking around with her, it's ok to kill whoever necessary to let them know she ain't fuckin around. It's a tuff life out there, and she needs to be strong. Showing her the ways now will prevent something like this from happening to her in the future.

Fag: All you've caused is heartache for the mother's family, you didn't even take out your intended target, and you wound up in the slammer. How do you think this plan worked out for you?

J: I don't care about the mother's family, they was all trying to get with my man anyways. And I got that bitch good, she has to live knowing it's her fault her mama died. I don't care about being in jail...with good behaviour, I'll be out in 10 years, in enough time to take the rest of them out. I figure, before I die, I can take out 5-6 more of them...if I get 10 years for each murder, it works out. If I can escape, which is really easy in these minimum-security prisons, I can probably take out a few more of them. This will guarantee that nobody will ever take my man.

Fag: Ok, back to what's really important...once this hits the public, my name will be synonymous with hard hitting journalism.

J: So this interview was for nothing more than your personal gains?

Fag: Most definitely, it's how this world works sister! Have you anything else to contribute to this back and forth?

J: I'm glad to know that something good has come out of this. May my actions be testament to strength, and inspiration to those committed to make it in today's world. Off I go to rot for the rest of my life, come back anytime.

Fag: Well, of course, if you've not escaped.

Shortly thereafter, another murder was making front page news in the area. However, the story was dismissed as a feeble attempt to replicate the infamous shame recognized by the above goings-on. People will never learn that using sad stories and life-costing events for the purpose of furthering their own careers is simply Un-American...